We’ve got people in the jungle,
M.Ps on the dance floor,
Tone deaf singers every Saturday night
I really can’t take any more!
Where’s the comedy? Where’s the drama?
Are they all so hard to make?
Tell me we deserve much better
from the license money they take.
I guess I may be a lone voice,
My views are not quite the thing
But I would just like to hear someone who could really ding!
Linda Hall (2016)